Large Hadron Collider Visited by Time Travelling PeopleA mysterious man has appeared close to the Large Hadron Collider at CERN.
The man, known only as “Lucas”, claims he is one of many “time travellers” who are reported to appear close to the giant underground physics laboratory.
Lucas, who claims his age is “of no relevance” was arrested by security guards close to the research centre. According to reports he was stood close to a food and drink dispensing machine and dressed as The Terminator.
Guards became suspicious when the time travelling man was seen tampering with the coin slot on the dispenser. When approached the man turned and held what guards stated was a “Kit Kat” and threatened the staff by pointing it at them.
In the past couple of years there have been numerous reports of UFO phenomena and ghostly figures around the complex. Other workers claim to see men and women “walk through machines and walls”. One worker, too embarrassed to be named, claims that some are in fact time travellers who come back in the hope to sabotage the machine to stop further experiments. However, such acts opens up a whole can of worms with the paradox analogy that comes into play when time travel is discussed.
Lucas is one such gentleman who claims he travels back in time from Earth’s future. He was reported to have spoken in a foreign language and when deciphered by security officials, he was quoted as saying, “Our Earth is ruined because of the ignorance of scientists playing with atoms and time.”
Security Officer Dominic Mendes said, “We approached this gentleman when he started jamming what appeared to be a pencil in the coin slot. However, when asked what he was doing he quickly turned and pointed the Kit Kat at us and claimed it was a phaser weapon.”
The guards did not stop and the man was apprehended. When questioned the man claimed his name was Lucas and was one of a team of time travelling “government agents” who had orders to travel back in time in which to sabotage the Hadron Collider – and it would appear, food dispensing machines.
“The world is in grave danger”, the mysterious bald headed man claims. “This machine will bring chaos to the world and that includes fast food machines and Kit Kats.”
When asked why the man assumed the Kit Kat was a deadly weapon he went onto state that “alien beings had infiltrated the world’s fast food and candy bars and turned them into weapons of mass destruction.”
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Lucas was taken away for psychiatric profiling, but was quick to add as he was bundled from the security room, “Come with me if you want to live.”
When asked what he meant, he stared through his dark glasses and just quipped, “I’ll be back.”
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