Rockfeller Foundation hinting at large scale bombing of the London Olympics
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Devastating shocks like September 11, the Southeast Asian tsunami of 2004, and the 2010 Haiti earthquake had certainly primed the world for sudden disasters. But no one was prepared for a world in which large-scale catastrophes would occur with such breathtaking frequency. The years 2010 to 2020 were dubbed
the “doom decade” for good reason: the 2012 Olympic bombing, which killed 13,000, was followed closely by an earthquake in Indonesia killing 40,000, a tsunami that almost wiped out Nicaragua, and the onset of the West China Famine, caused by a once-in-a-millennium drought linked to climate change.
They blew up Paris in the last film, and now the team behind G.I. Joe have set their sights on our shores.
In the newly-released trailer for G.I. Joe: Retaliation, the London Eye, House of Parliament and Westminster, Hungerford and Waterloo Bridges are all blown up in spectacular fashion.
Bruce Willis is to star as ‘the original Joe’ in the sequel, which also stars Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson and returning star Channing Tatum.
London Eye is falling down! The British capital gets blown up in the new trailer for G.I. Joe: Retaliation
But most of the original Joes are assassinated at the start of the film by the Cobras as their nemesis Zartan succeeds in stealing the American president’s identity.
With the Joes disbanded, the surviving members go underground and seek out the original Joe to help them take down Zartan.
Bruce Willis takes centre stage playing Joe Colton, teaming up with Johnson’s Roadblock and newcomer Adrianne Palicki as Lady Jaye.
‘The Rock’ Johnson also stars as Roadblock
Director Jon M. Chu said it took some time to woo Willis. ‘He was always our dream guy to play Joe Colton, the original Joe, [but] I didn’t necessarily know if he would ever do something like this,’ Chu told The Hollywood Reporter.
‘It’s such a very specific brand — the character Joe Colton exists, but not really. But the question I keep getting from people like my mom is, “Well, who plays Joe?” And there is no Joe, but we had this character Joe Colton that we built into the movie that would help bring it back to the basics.
And there was no battle of the egos between action stars Willis and Johnson, the director says. ‘To have them both next to each other is blowing my mind. They love each other, Bruce and Dwayne. I’m surprised they’ve never been in a movie together.’
Despite most of the much-loved character from the 2009 film meeting their end at the start of the sequel, Chu says he has made this movie with new fans in mind.
Asked how he deals with explaining the new cast line-up, Chu reveals: ‘We address a little bit, but also leave some of it up in the air.
‘But in my mind, the movie was never about them; the movie is about our characters that you introduced from the beginning.
‘We wanted people to come into this movie and, if you haven’t seen the first movie, be totally OK. So for me, I was like, “Let’s jump to a different part of the Joe world.”
‘It’s the same world, but at a different point.’
G.I. Joe: Retaliation premieres in the US on June 29 and in the UK on August 3.
In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial. Monday, 21 May 2012 thesatirestall.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/olympics-paranoia-plods-go-overboard.html
When Dr Laurence Gobstopper was struck by a middle age menopausal urge to go ‘messing around in boats’ and did an online Swap Shop trade with the family’s Thai au pair girl for a thirteen-foot outboard cruiser he was delighted when his children took an immediate shine to the craft and all things nautical, bought a Jolly Roger pirate flag from a Somali eBay site, borrowed Grandma’s parrot – and came up with a silly name for the boat they’d heard on the telly – Bin Laden.
And that was that – cruising up and down the Thames wearing their eye patches and brandishing plastic cutlasses with nary a worry. Well, for two years anyways – until the 2012 Olympic Games hysteria kicked in and the our once-sceptred isle’s iconic river became a virtual war zone kitted out with mine fields and submarine nets – and torpedo boat patrols manned by plods from the Met’s Paranoia Response Squad – an outfit anyone with an IQ over room temperature can apparently sign up for – although the paramilitary contingent seems to have attracted a batch of super-morons from the G4S Renta-Thug security agency who, if they were any thicker, would need watering and not feeding.
So the motorboat was proudly hand-painted with the joke name Bin Laden 1 by 11-year old Dylan Gobstopper, and regardless of regular weekend cruises, nary a complaint had ever been raised concerning the name – until last weekend when the ‘amateur mariners’ and their boat were spotted by a remote MQ-9 Reaper ‘smart drone’ on the lookout for Al Qaeda warships sneaking up the Thames and the sighting relayed to GCHQ and the security services via the Olympics emergency ‘Hysteria’ channel – and they kicked ‘Operation Chicken Little’ into action – intercepting the boat as it moored at Greenwich Yacht Club for afternoon tea and scones.
Dr Gobstopper, a boffin beardie physicist and apparently endowed with more degrees than a brewery thermometer – (but less common sense that a tortoise) – was unceremoniously grabbed and manhandled by the paramilitary plods – his signature anorak pulled down his back then simultaneously handcuffed, pepper sprayed and tasered as the black Ninja-style uniformed goons shouted “Don’t move an inch Mohammed – where’s the nukes?”
With the arrival of a team of MI5 officers, who promptly stuck the 11-year old Dylan in a North Face holdall to shut up his protests, and a search of the vessel revealed no sign of improvised explosive devices – nor zero weaponry more dangerous than a fishing bait catapult, it was decided that perhaps the weekend sailors presented less of a threat to Olympic security and Western civilisation than the spectre of the long-dead Osama bin Laden.
After being released and allowed to continue on their way, Dr Gobstopper spoke to one press hack from the Totalitarian Gazette, claiming “What a bunch of bonkers psycho tossers – are these dog wankers for real? What kind of a repressive, fascist regime is Broken Britain being governed by, might we ask? This climate of fear and scaremongering scenario is generating a Dystopian nightmare.”
“Really, we are so deep down the rabbit hole now with this panopticon Big Brother state it’s very scary. They’ve ordered me to change the name of the boat as it presents a security risk to the Olympic Games venue – if you can accept or believe such a crock of shite. Anyway, Dylan’s decided to re-name her Guy Fawkes in memory of one of our finest – albeit failed – revolutionary anarchists.”
Thought for the day. Fuck Big Brother – and his sister – and the New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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Hoewel het een apart filmpje is, vraag ik me af of het niet juist gaat over dat voetbal 'verbroederd' .. Europa was eerst verscheurd door oorlog, maar nu juist één .. maar goed, mijn chinees is niet zo goed om te verstaan wat ze zingen
When you tell people that the modern Olympic movement really began as a consequence of a rural doctor in the Shropshire town of Much Wenlock they nod and secretly think you are raving mad but it's actually true. Local resident Dr William Penny-Brooks instigated the first Olynpic games back in 1850 and can be regarded as the father of the modern Olympic movement.
Eventually the games were to inspire others to organise the full international event we know today but the first of those wasn't until 1896. The town is rightly proud of it's Olympic connections and you can follow a well marked trial around the town that starts and ends at the museum in the town centre where there are plenty of exhibits from the town's Olympic games. The trail is 2,100 meters long and there are information boards en route that tell you a little more about the history of the games in Wenlock. Fittingly the trails passes through the church graveyard and past Dr William Penny-Brookes' last resting place.
Whilst researching places in Shropshire, I kept turning up references to Ley Lines. Buildwas Abbey was on a Ley Line. Much Wenlock Priory was on a Ley Line and Bitterley Church had a cross in its churchyard with a hole for a Ley Line. Each of these references were found in different books, although there is the possibility that their respective author's source was common. The intriguing point is that if you place a ruler on a map of Shropshire those three points are on a single line!
Coincidence? Proof? I honestly did not know. But sitting and staring at the map, I wondered which way the hole ran through the shaft of that cross in Bitterley churchyard. Now if that hole lay on the same line or bearing as Much Wenlock and Buildwas which lie some twenty miles away, could it still be passed off as coincidence? I resolved to go to Bitterley and check, but first I wanted to know more about these mysterious lines.
even afkijken ja? deze man zegt gewoon dat ze op 2012 100.000 mensen in de fik zetten in dat olympisch stadion....live voor de televisie en heel de wereld ziet dat...
Mooi verhaal, goed scenario en wie weet...? Hij weet touwtjes aan elkaar te knopen, dat kunnen we hem nageven.
Ik zou de film gaan kijken op het moment dat hij uitkomt. Dit is/wordt een goud-mijn-tje!!!
Het zou natuurlijk prachtig zijn wanneer deze man in pak met zonnebril gelijk heeft,
Het zou natuurlijk prachtig zijn wanneer deze man in pak met zonnebril ongelijk heeft,
Het zou natuurlijk prachtig zijn wanneer deze man in pak met zonnebril ongelijk heeft, en er volkomen naast zit.
(vergeet ik nou een optie?)
Er is er zoveel over te vinden als je een beetje doorspit!
Ja, met google kan je alles vinden
Alles? Een klein uithoekje van het wereld wijde web bleef zich verzetten tot het vrijgeven van informatie.
Maar helaas, dat hoekje is dan ook niet te googelen